“The people who live in big cities are lawless animals!” said the man who built Trump Tower.
“They have no respect for traditional values!” said the former owner of several failed casinos.
“They don’t submit themselves to God” said the man who knows nothing of religion, and worships only power, money, fame, and himself.
“They don’t believe in the sanctity of traditional marriage!” said the thrice-married man whose sex life used to be written up in the New York Post.
“They don’t support our military, and they disrespect our flag!” said Cadet Bone Spurs, the man who referred to fallen soldiers and POWs as “losers.”
“They don’t respect the law!” said the man who paid hush money to Stormy Daniels.
“I alone can fix this problem” said the man who took no responsibility for defeating the virus.
And tens of millions of people believed him, which proves that Barnum’s famous quote about suckers was actually way too conservative.