There once was a Donald named Trump.
Fox News made him look like a grump.
He’ll vote with his feet
‘Cause he can’t stand the heat.
If he does, his poll numbers will slump.
I can’t believe he is stupid enough to go through with his boycott, because if he does: (a) he gives his opponents a free shot at him on national TV; (b) he looks like a wimp and a loser; and (c) he offends the viewers of Fox News. It’s a lose-lose-lose proposition.