TRUMP CAMPAIGN: America, you’re probably wondering what we have to offer for the next four years. The answer, of course, is more of the same! The first tax cut was a huge success, so we’ll have another one! It’ll be even bigger and better than the first one! We’ll finish the wall! We’ll use tariffs to impose fantastic new trade agreements on our so-called allies! And, of course, we’ll get rid of Obamacare once and for all and replace it with something that’s far better! It’ll be great! Believe me. Believe me.
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