Joe Biden: I’m the most qualified candidate imaginable.
Bernie Sanders: To bring about the “revolution.”
Cory Booker: To bring the country together.
Elizabeth Warren: To help the little people who have been screwed over by a rigged system.
Kamala Harris: To bring justice to people of color.
Beto O’Rourke: It’s the next logical step on my long, strange trip.
Pete Buttigieg: To show that gay people are normal, too.
Kirsten Gillibrand: Because men suck.