On Trump and the World Cup

The US, Israel, and Saudi Arabia didn’t qualify for the World Cup, so for whom will Trump be rooting?  My guess is Brazil, because:

  1.  It has a trade deficit with the US;
  2.  We don’t pay anything to protect it;
  3.  It has a right-wing government beset by legal problems (he can relate);
  4.  It throws great parties;
  5.  It’s not a “s—-” country; and
  6.  Their team is the favorite.  Trump doesn’t root for losers.

The obvious alternative is Russia, but we’re not going there.