Trump Versus Hitler

As I’ve noted before, Trump isn’t Hitler; for one thing, he’s way too lazy.  But how does the Man on Golf Cart stack up against the Great Dictator?  Here’s my analysis:

                                    Trump           vs.            Hitler

Famous Book       “The Art of the Deal”     “Mein Kamp”

Military Service     Bone Spurs                     Gassed

Loved Dogs             No                                     Yes

Enemies                   Mexicans; Muslims       Jews

Russian Foil             Putin                               Stalin

Took Power             Legally                            Legally

National Revival     None Needed                Lost War

And the winner is . . . Trump.  Hitler gets points for loving dogs and being a veteran, but he lost the war, killed millions of people, and committed suicide. Trump hasn’t done any of those things yet.