I Love Tariffs
I love tariffs in the springtime.
I love tariffs in the fall.
I love tariffs in the winter, when it drizzles.
I love tariffs in the summer, when it sizzles.
I love tariffs every moment.
Every moment of the year.
I love tariffs.
Why do I love tariffs?
‘Cause the election’s near.
Parody of “I Love Paris” by Cole Porter.