Life’s Been Good
I have a hedge fund; I roll in the dough.
‘Cause I’m a big job creator, you know.
Live in a high rise; the views are just great.
You want to see me; you’ll just have to wait.
Poor people suffer, but I don’t really care.
‘Cause they ain’t nothing, nohow, nowhere.
Life’s been good to me so far.
Don’t ride the subway; my limo’s just fine.
I’ve got a cellar of really good wine.
My wife’s jewels sparkle like light on the ice.
Summer in Como is really quite nice.
It’s fun to be more important than you.
I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do.
Life’s been good to me so far.
I go to parties; drink expensive booze.
Rules seem to change, but I win and you lose.
I’ve learned to handle good fortune and fame.
Trump or Obama, it’s still the same game.
Lucky I’m still sane after 2008.
Things weren’t too good then, but now they’re just great.
Life’s been good to me so far.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Parody of “Life’s Been Good” by Joe Walsh. On a related note, check out Jimmy Fallon’s parody of “Fire and Rain” (“Fire and Fury”) on NBC’s web site.