A Donald Trump Christmas Carol

What, did you think I only wrote parodies of pop songs?

Donald Trump is Coming to Town

You’d better watch out.

You’d better not cry.

You’d better not leak.

I’m telling you why.

Donald Trump is coming to town.

 

He’s keeping a list

Of enemies foul.

He’s gonna make the establishment howl.

Donald Trump is coming to town.

 

He’s tweeting while you’re sleeping.

He knows your left-wing views.

So don’t you be surprised tonight

When you wind up on Fox News.

 

Oh, you’d better watch out.

You’d better not cry.

You’d better not leak.

I’m telling you why.

Donald Trump is coming to town.