Red and Blue
America’s red
And America’s blue.
If you don’t know the difference
I’ll give it to you.
NASCAR’s a red sport.
Pro football is blue.
The SEC’s different
But that’s nothing new.
If you drive a big truck,
Here’s a word to the wise.
You’re either bright red
Or you’re blue in disguise.
Red people love country.
Blue people like rap.
If you put them together
They merge into crap.
Believers in God
Tend to be rather red.
Except for black people
They’re bright blue, instead.
Red people own guns.
They’re a kind of a cross.
Those people are happy
That Trump is the boss.
Can we bring them together?
Obama just tried.
He failed, and I’d say
That his dream has just died.