Mr. Trump
Hanging out at Trump Tower
Staring at this yellow-haired girl.
Mr. Trump pulls out a family photo
Of a brown-haired Slovenian model.
He says she’s no longer a ten
But she’s awfully beautiful.
We all want something beautiful.
Man, I wish I was beautful.
So come join the two of us down at the White House.
Sha la la la la la la la la la la yeah.
Uh huh.
Cut up, Melania!
Show us some Slovenian dancing
And make me an offer, Mr. Trump.
Believe in me
‘Cause I don’t believe in anything
And I want to be someone who believes.
Mr. Trump and me
Storming through the campaign.
We stare at the beautiful women.
She’s perfect for you
There’s got to be somebody for me.
I want to be Steve Bannon.
Mr. Trump wants to be a strong man like Putin.
When everybody loves you
That’s about as Putin as you can be.
Mr. Trump and me
Staring at the video.
When we look at the television
We want to see us, staring right back at us.
We all want to be big stars
But we don’t know why
Just a few know how
When everybody loves us
That’s about as happy as you can be.
Mr. Trump and me
We’re gonna be big stars.
Parody of “Mr. Jones” by Counting Crows.