A Stones Classic Reimagined for Clinton Voters

For some inexplicable reason, Trump always plays this song at his rallies, but it fits much better in this context.

You Can’t Always Get What You Want

I saw you today post-election.

Devastated;  your eyes full of tears.

You were stunned at the voters’ defection.

Now the world just looks full of fear.

 

(Chorus)

You can’t always get what you want.

You can’t always get what you want.

You can’t always get what you want.

But if you try sometimes

You just might find

You get what you need.

 

I was standing in line at the polling station.

Trump folks to my left and my right.

I was looking forward to a celebration.

What I got was a really long night.

I went home and I turned on the TV

Expecting an ocean of blue.

It was islands of blue in a red sea.

And that’s when I finally knew.

 

(Chorus)

 

So where in the world do we go now?

Just hang on to what you believe.

We’ll just find a way through all this somehow.

It’s not like we all can just leave.

 

(Chorus)

 

Parody of “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” by the Rolling Stones.