I’ve got those dirty, lowdown, low birth rate blues.
You have to be aware of it; it’s all over the news.
I’ve been a human gaffe machine; for that, there’s no excuse.
If I don’t clean up my act, I’m sure we’re going to lose.
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I’m a man who speaks the truth–the voice of the New Right.
I try to save America; to bring us to the light.
It’s been a real struggle here, but I’m up for the fight.
If I don’t succeed this time, we may well say good night.
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I’ve got the blues.
The cat lady blues.
We’ve got to bring the birth rate up
But our women just refuse.
I know to all you atheists
This may sound a bit odd.
But I just want to save this land–
To bring us back to God.