I Am The Fascist
I am me as you are me as they are me and we are all together.
See how they run when I show them my guns
See how they fly.
You’re crying.
Sitting on a gold plate
Waiting for my jet to come.
Locking up opponents.
Sucking up to Putin.
Man, you should have seen me kicking Muslim butt around.
I am the apeman.
They are the apemen.
I am the fascist.
Goo googa joob.
Expert texpert choking heatstroke
Climate change is really just a hoax.
We’ll burn all the coal
Put the ozone in a hole
Kiss your ice goodbye.
You’re crying.
Criminals are dead ducks
And all of my opponents, too.
Building up a great wall.
Immigrants are gone, all
Erecting lots of monuments to myself and me.
I am the apeman.
They are the apemen.
I am the fascist.
Goo googa joob.
Parody of “I Am The Walrus” by Lennon/McCartney.