A Paul Simon Song Parody for Trump

             Still Crazy After All These Years

I met my old rivals on the stage tonight.

They weren’t too glad to see me

‘Cause they lost.

But I needed them beside me

As November’s getting near.

Still crazy after all these years.

Still crazy, still crazy

Still crazy after all these years.

 

I’m not the kind of man to keep my mouth shut long.

My insults make the news from night to day.

And I’ll do my best to keep my message ringing in your ears.

Still crazy after all these years.

Still crazy, still crazy

Still crazy after all these years.

 

Four in the morning.

Caffeine, tweeting.

Running while time stands still.

I never worry.

Why should I?

Clinton’s gonna fade.

 

Now I sit in my tower and I watch the herd.

I plan to be their master by next year.

But the only way I’ll get there is to pander to their fears.

Still crazy after all these years.

Still crazy, still crazy,

Still crazy after all these years.

 

Parody of “Still Crazy After All These Years” by Paul Simon.