Christianity is established as the state religion of the United States of America. No government at any level may make any law infringing the rights of white Christians to speak, assemble, attend church, or post lies on social media. Minorities and non-Christians are not real Americans, so their behavior is subject to any regulation any reactionary government deems necessary.
The individual right of a white Christian to own and use a gun is sacred and may not be regulated by any level of government in any way.
If it proves necessary to quarter right-wing militia members in the homes of liberals in blue states to maintain law and order, that’s OK.
Donald Trump’s various properties are not subject to search under any circumstances. White Christians are only subject to search and arrest pursuant to the testimony of other white Christians. Government can do whatever it wants with anyone who is not a real American.
Donald Trump is free to avoid self-incrimination without any sense of shame. White Christians have the same right. If anyone else does it, it is clear proof of guilt.
Donald Trump is entitled to the best lawyers in the land even if he thinks he should be running the show.
Donald Trump can only be tried before a jury in a red state.
All of the punishments that were considered acceptable in 1788 are OK with us.
The rights of white heterosexual Christians to enjoy a normal, stable family life may not be abridged by any level of government. The sex lives of everyone else can be regulated in any manner the government sees fit.
The powers in the Constitution shall be interpreted strictly in favor of the rights of red states. Red states are authorized to preempt all regulations adopted by blue municipalities contained therein. All blue state regulations are subject to preemption by the federal government and by any red state.