TRUMPISTS
Last night I saw Donald Trump on a TV show
With some smartass New York Jew.
And the Jew laughed at Mr. Trump.
The audience laughed at him too.
Well, he may be a crook, but he’s our crook.
If they think they’re better than him they’re wrong.
So I went to the park and I took some paper along
And that’s where I made this song.
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We talk real funny out here.
We pray too much; we watch Fox News.
We’re too dumb to make it in no blue state town.
But we’re keeping the liberals down.
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We’re Trumpists.
We’re Trumpists.
And we don’t know our ass from a hole in the ground.
We’re Trumpists.
We’re Trumpists.
And we’re keeping the liberals down.
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We got no neck oilmen from Texas.
White Christian people from Tennessee.
Tattooed truckers from everywhere.
They’re just fighting for what they think is fair.
Call them fascists; they don’t care.
They carry weapons, so they’re not scared.
And they’re keeping the liberals down.
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We’re Trumpists.
We’re Trumpists.
And we don’t know our ass from a hole in the ground.
We’re Trumpists.
We’re Trumpists.
And we’re keeping the liberals down.
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Parody of “Rednecks” by Randy Newman. The song is about fifty years old, but it’s still relevant, even though the target has changed a bit with time.