We have a large inflatable Rudolph in our front yard. We also have a wreath on our door, colored lights in our bushes, and a projector showing Christmas images on our garage door. Inside, we have a small tree and several other decorations. But for all that, we are waging a war on Christmas. Why?
Because Fox News says so, of course! All blue people–not true Americans–think the same twisted way and are consequently responsible for the war. Just as Joe Biden is in the same category as the ultra-woke activists on Twitter, so we must be doing battle with the red Americans who are properly celebrating the holiday. For now, they are imperiled and in decline, but they will rise again, and Christmas will return in its full glory! Just you wait and see!
All I can say is, if we are at war with Christmas, then Christmas is kicking our butts, as usual. We wouldn’t have it any other way.
Merry Christmas!