On Revenge for the Vikings

Greenland is not a source of drugs or immigrants. It is run by a liberal democracy. America already has the legal ability to put additional military facilities there and to mine for rare earths. So why is Trump so determined to take it away from Denmark?

The answer is clear–Trump bears a grudge for the impacts the Vikings made on Christian civilization a thousand years ago. That explains why he hates Minnesota so much, as well.

What, you think there’s another reason?