H: Hey, Tom! Why are you looking so glum? It’s your day!
J: It’s a mixed bag.
H: Why? It’s the day that made you famous. I always thought the Declaration should have put more emphasis on American nationality and less on universal equality, but what do I know? You’re in the history books forever for it.
J: American nationality was implicit in my argument about equality. Anyway, things didn’t exactly turn out the way I had planned.
H: How so?
J: At first, things were going smoothly. New states full of yeoman farmers were being created. It was just the kind of republic I had planned–one run by independent, virtuous small farmers.
H: It’s true. It looked like the end of my vision for America, and it killed my party.
J: But then the railroads and steamboats and the telegraph came into being. I welcomed them as improvements, but the result was large interstate corporations and a national market. I didn’t foresee that.
H: I did, in my way.
J: America became an industrial nation full of immigrants, rather than one run by my kind of people. And the corporations got out of control. All of a sudden, rich industrialists were running the country. That meant government had to grow dramatically to protect average people. It was my worst nightmare, next to the Civil War.
H: We both knew the war was coming. It was a horrible tragedy, but it was necessary. There was no other way.
J: It was a disaster, particularly for the South. Then America became an aggressive and imperialist nation with a large military. I didn’t want that, either.
H: A great nation needs a great military. I knew that even when we didn’t have one.
J: Today, we have a huge welfare state, a nation full of immigrants, and a crazy demagogue for a president who thinks he has the right to run my university. It’s America as you saw it. It’s not my America.
H: I don’t approve of the size of the welfare state, and I share your feelings about the president. The rest of it is true. And yes, in the long run, America is much closer to my dream than yours. It’s not as if your vision is completely dead, however. You still have Sarah Palin and “real Americans.”
J: That’s certainly some consolation. I guess we just have to live with the country as it is. Enjoy your holiday.