A Tears for Fears Classic Updated for 2025

I did a parody of this song for Trump in 2015, but given Musk’s emerging interest in running EU countries, it seems even more appropriate today.

ELON MUSK JUST WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD

Welcome to your life.

There’s no turning back.

Even while he sleeps

He will find you.

He builds spaceships and Tesla cars.

He wants to move mankind to Mars.

Elon Musk just wants to rule the world.

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It’s by his design.

It’s without remorse.

It’s all his to decide

And you can’t stop him.

America’s too small for him.

The EU’s next; its future’s dim.

Elon Musk just wants to rule the world.

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Parody of “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” by Tears for Fears.