J: Hey, Alex! Happy Veterans Day!
H: Yeah, at least one of us was a veteran, and it wasn’t you.
J: Whoa! Why so grumpy?
H: Did you see the results of the election? Can you believe what our country is doing to itself?
J: Yeah, it’s hard to believe they elected that clown.
H: We spent a lot of time worrying about demagogues and men on horseback during the Constitutional Convention. We thought we might have to deal with a Caesar or an Oliver Cromwell. Instead, we got a narcissistic casino owner whose idea of exercise is riding in a golf cart. It’s absolutely pathetic.
J: You’ll get no argument from me. His vices are mitigated only by his other vices.
H: He reminds me a bit of your friend Aaron Burr, except that Burr was a good attorney and a war hero. He just didn’t have any principles when it came to his ambition.
J: He wasn’t my friend. I had him tried for treason, as you know.
H: Yeah, but he ran on a ticket with you and shot me. Anyway, the American people are mostly responsible for this, but you get some of the blame, too.
J: For what? I was a Renaissance man. Trump’s more of a Neolithic man.
H: That part’s true, but his base hates cities and immigrants, just like you did. They think that only white Christian farmers are real Americans. They want to stick it to everyone else.
J: I admit I thought America should be run by virtuous and independent yeomen farmers, but the country evolved in ways I couldn’t possibly imagine. I wouldn’t be channeling Sarah Palin if I were alive today. Anyway, I think you’re to blame, too.
H: For what?
J: Tariffs. You loved them. So does Trump. They’re a big part of his appeal to the voters.
H: At the time, tariffs were necessary to raise revenue, and to protect infant American industries from unfair foreign competition. Times have changed. Trump’s tariffs have more to do with Juan Peron than me.
J: Probably true. Can we call it a draw and just blame the American people for falling for a fraud who won’t deliver the economy of 2019 with his mass deportations and his ridiculous tariffs?
H: I’m OK with that. The real question has to do with what happens with the public sees it has been deceived. Will Trump respond by crushing dissent and destroying the system we worked so hard to create? Or will he back down and spin his failures as a success?
J: I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.