The DeSantis Blues

I’ve got those dirty, lowdown, pudding fingers blues.

You have to be aware of it; it’s all over the news.

My polls are dropping like a stone, and now I’ve got to choose.

Reject the right or moderates; either way, I lose.

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I did my best to appease Trump and keep faith with the right.

I gave them everything they asked; signed every bill in sight.

But still they’re all supporting Trump; they haven’t seen the light.

I have to find an answer soon or kiss my ass good night.

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I’ve got the blues.

The war on wokeness blues.

I tried to fire up the base

But they don’t seem enthused.

Trump keeps taking shots at me.

He thinks that makes him strong.

I have to find an answer soon.

That way, I’ll prove him wrong.