A New Song For Country Fans

Maybe I can get Jason Aldean to cover this.

THE BATTLE HYMN OF RED AMERICA

Every morning I drive my truck

A mile or so to the 7-11

And buy up all the beer in stock.

I tell myself, this must be heaven.

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Every day I go to work.

I kick the red clay off my shoes

And dream how Trump will burn it down.

It’s not like I have much to lose.

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Every night before I sleep

I hit my knees and ask for grace.

I pray to God to keep me free

And keep the liberals in their place.

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This is God’s country.

God’s country.

We’ll kick your ass if you don’t believe it.

This is God’s country.

God’s country.

If you don’t love it, feel free to leave it.