JESUS WAS AN ASS-KICKER
Jesus was an ass-kicker.
He preached in Galilee.
He didn’t come from a big town
Just folks like you and me.
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Jesus was an ass-kicker.
He took on the deep state.
And when the press would do him down
He’d return their hate.
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Jesus was an ass-kicker.
He always carried guns.
So when the Romans came for him
He didn’t have to run.
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Jesus was an ass-kicker.
He hated all things blue.
He battled the establishment
And spat upon the Jews.
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Jesus was an ass-kicker.
He’ll save us from our woe.
Don’t you think he sounds a lot
Like someone else we know?