Kevin McCarthy is in his office (the one with “Speaker of the House” over the door, as he notes with approval every morning) with an aide when Marjorie Taylor Greene comes in without an invitation.
M: MTG! What’s the occasion?
G: Just wanted to make sure you were still on board with burning it down.
M: Of course! It has to be done! We have to save the real America by destroying the fake one!
G: But you know that’s just the first step, right?
M: What do you mean?
G: Burning it down is just the first step to creating the America we really want and need. One that real Americans can be proud of again.
M: How will that work?
G: First, we force Biden and Harris to resign and announce that Trump is the true president of the country. That’s the price of resolving the fiscal issue.
M: Then what?
G: We give Trump absolute discretionary powers to do whatever he needs to do to stick it to the blue states. We take control of the military, the MSM, Hollywood, and the universities. We censor the internet in our favor. Only Trump has the guts to do that.
M: What about the Constitution?
G: What about it? It’s been perverted over the centuries, anyway. We need to go back to the America of the Founding Fathers and forget all that nonsense about slavery and the War Between the States. You know that the Founding Fathers were Christian nationalists who wanted the president to be a dictator, right?
M: Absolutely! You’re right on target with that!
G: Just remember that when we’re burning it down. It’s only part of a bigger picture. (MTG leaves)
A: You know that woman’s crazy, right?
M: Yeah, but she’s my boss. I have to humor her, or I lose my job. What else can I do?
A: Well, for one, you could try using your position to protect the American people from crazoids like her.
M: They’re too far gone to be helped. It’s all about me and this office now. I won’t leave until they carry me out. (The aide leaves)