Joe and Dr. Jill are having dinner in the White House when the subject of his re-election campaign comes up.
JILL: Joe, I know you don’t want to discuss this, but it’s time to deal with the elephant in the room.
JOE: But there hasn’t been an elephant in this room since I won in 2020.
JILL: At least you haven’t lost your sense of humor, but you know what I mean. The re-election campaign.
JOE: Oh, that.
JILL: You know I’ll support you, no matter what you do. But you need to take a hard look at whether it makes sense to run again.
JOE: OK. Give me the pros and cons.
JILL: I’ll start with the pros.
JOE: I always prefer to start with the good news. Go on.
JILL: First of all, you have a very good record, regardless of what the Republicans say. Unemployment is very low. The deficit has been reduced dramatically. Inflation is coming down. The markets are doing OK. Gas prices have stabilized. We’ve made important progress on climate change and infrastructure. Your administration has been stable and totally clean. We’re doing well in Ukraine. What’s not to like?
JOE: I agree, of course.
JILL: And things could be looking significantly better in two years, particularly on inflation. Compare that to the clown car that we know the GOP House will be. And Trump, of course. The party will be united behind you and determined to stop the madness in its tracks.
JOE: I think I’m entitled to that, under the circumstances.
JILL: Above all, Trump will be an even more diminished figure than he is today after the primaries, and you already know how to beat him. As a white guy, you’re ideally placed to do that. Just give him the limelight and let him self-destruct. You know he’ll do it. He can’t help it. It’s who he is.
JOE: Why do I have the feeling that there’s a “but” coming in here?
JILL: The “but” is you probably won’t be running against Trump. You’ll be running against DeSantis. Most of the rope-a-dope stuff you did with Trump won’t work against him. You won’t have January 6 on your side. And he’s fresh and young. He’ll have all the energy in the world to run around the country and complain about wokeness, and you won’t be able to respond. You’ll stand next to him on a debate stage and look really old. It’s a disaster in the making.
JOE: But if I don’t run, who can beat DeSantis? Bernie?
JILL: Bernie’s too old, too. I think he knows that. Besides, the Democratic electorate is too smart to pick him even if he does run. Give them credit for being able to pick winners. They did pick you, after all.
JOE: Then who?
JILL: We have lots of qualified candidates. Don’t worry about that.
JOE: Anything else?
JILL: It’s a lesser point, but if you don’t run, the Republicans will be less likely to beat up on Hunter. He doesn’t need that, and neither do we.
JOE: True.
JILL: So, what do you think?
JOE: I’ll think about it.