Stephen Miller has come to Florida to see Trump, who is happy to see a friendly face after a bad week.
T: Steve! How’s your band doing?
M: You know I hate that line.
T: I know, but I just can’t help myself. So why are you here?
M: We need to talk about the campaign. It’s off to a really bad start. Last night in Georgia didn’t help.
T: It’s all fake news. Walker didn’t want me to campaign for him, even though I made him what he is today. He paid the price.
M: You’re getting attacked by lots of Republicans in the MSM. The rats are fleeing the ship.
T: We need to show them who’s boss. Put the fear of God in them. Remind them who controls the base. That will shut them up–it always did before. They may not like me, but the base is like crack to them–they can’t live with or without it. They can’t have the base without me.
M: I agree, but you have a problem. Fox News has turned against you, you’re not on Twitter, and the MSM are defining your campaign. You need an issue to rally the base and a mouthpiece to do it.
T: I can’t give up Truth Social, at least not yet. That leaves Fox.
M: Can you offer Rupert something?
T: Let me think . . . I can tell him that I will force the sale of CNN and the NYT to him once I’m back in office. He would like that.
M: How would you do that?
T: Regulatory harassment. Tax problems. Stuff like that. It’s what the presidency is for.
M: And the issue?
T: We’ll just play the hits. Wokeness, illegal immigrants, and crime. They always work.
M: Maybe we could do something to scare up a migrant caravan.
T: Good idea! And if we could find a good illegal immigrant criminal who preys on real Americans, that would be great, too! Two for the price of one!
M: I’m on it, boss. (He leaves)