An Updated Song Parody for the Hungarian Candidate

Years ago, I turned “American Woman” into “American Putin” for Trump. Now is the time to use it to give Ron DeSantis his due.

AMERICAN ORBAN

American Orban

Stay away from me.

American Orban

Brother, set me free.

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Don’t want you hanging around no more.

Don’t want to see your shadow no more.

Don’t need your anti-woke machine.

Don’t need your ugly Disney scene.

Culture wars can hypnotize.

Go tell someone else your lies.

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Now Orban, stay away.

American Orban, listen to what I say.

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Parody of “American Woman” by the Guess Who.