My fellow real Americans:
You know what I really hate, besides liberals? Losers! America is about winners! I’m a winner! I’ve always been a winner! That’s how you really know that the election was rigged. Joe Biden is a loser! Look at him and listen to him! I can’t possibly have lost to someone like that! And I didn’t. The election was stolen from me. You know it, and I know it.
MLK was a winner, too. He said he would overcome, and he did! I respect that, just like I respect people like Herschel Walker and Tiger Woods. They’re winners, too. They came from nothing, but they beat the system–just like me! They’re my kind of people.
The problem is that the minorities didn’t accept that they won after the sixties. They didn’t accept that they had the same rights and opportunities that you and I have. They’re losers–most of them. They want special privileges, not equality. When they don’t get them, they scream about racism and “white privilege.” What they really want is to be treated like winners when they lose.
We can’t have that. That’s not what America is about. America is the land of the winners, like me and MLK. That’s why you honor his legacy when you give money to my campaign and buy my merchandise.