Nancy Pelosi has come to the White House for a victory lap after the passage of the safety net and climate bill. She is greeted warmly by President Biden.
B: Madam Speaker! Congratulations!
P: And to you, Mr. President.
B: I know how hard you had to work to win this one. It’s another big f@#$# deal! It’s even bigger than Obamacare!
P: Yes, it was a big one, and it was tough. It took everything I had.
B: You’re going to go down in history as one of our most consequential Speakers. Particularly compared to your recent GOP compatriots. They couldn’t get anything done, even with a party that was supposedly less fractious than ours.
P: Well, they can always do tax cuts. That’s about it, other than supporting insurrections and trying to own us.
B: So, where do we go from here? We’re under water in the polls. And there’s Manchin and Sinema, of course.
P. We need to sell this to the American public–HARD! No more talk about the price tag–it doesn’t matter that much, anyway. Let’s go on TV every day and talk about what it means for real Americans. At this point, given the media we’ve gotten, expectations are really low, so everything we deliver will be a bonus.
B: True.
P: Manchin and Sinema, I’m afraid, are your problem. Use that famous Irish charm. Talk about what it means if we can’t get anything done, and Trump comes back. Do whatever it takes. Our chances of surviving in 2022 and 2024 depend on it.
B: Understood. We just need to cut through the malarkey about socialism and talk about real help for real Americans. That’s what this bill is all about.
P: That’s right. So go for it, Mr. President. God bless you, and America. (She leaves)