C: Thanks for coming.
S: Well, you created me. I didn’t have any choice.
C: I want to talk about the basis for your reactionary opinions. It appears to me that you agree with those who think, essentially, that the country has gone to hell in a handbasket. Christianity is no longer observed or respected; the government openly prefers the interests of minorities to those of white people; black mobs roam the streets of our cities; the internet is run and policed by leftists who don’t respect your values; and coastal elites who despise you get rich at your expense. The system has totally failed. It’s time to blow everything up and start over again. Is that accurate?
S: Yeah, pretty much.
C: So let’s start with the when question. When did America go to hell in a handbasket?
S: It starts with Bush, of course. His stupid war in Iraq–the one that people like me fought and died in–and his recession made everything that followed possible.
C: But Bush was a Republican! He spoke the language of fundamentalist Christians all the time! How can you blame him?
S: He fooled us. At heart, he was really a Democrat.
C: That would have come as a surprise to the Democrats. What happened after Bush?
S: Obama being elected made it clear that white people in America were in danger. We couldn’t take our position for granted anymore. We had to fight back.
C: So the 2008 election was a turning point for you? That makes sense to me. It’s not as if the nation has changed dramatically in terms of religious beliefs, social pathologies, or economic trends since 2000, but the election of a black man was a big deal.
S: Damn right! And Hillary called us deplorables! We made this country! Who the hell is that bitch to call me deplorable! Also, the legalization of gay marriage told us we couldn’t even count on the Supreme Court. Nobody in the establishment can be trusted.
C: Is it fair to say that you don’t recognize the culture of this country anymore, and something needs to be done about it?
S: Totally fair.
C: How did that happen?
S: The media, Hollywood, and the universities are all full of leftists. They turned America against God, guns, and real Americans. They want to brainwash us into believing that we’re evil, and that America itself was never great, except for minorities. That’s what the 1619 Project was all about.
C: But how did the media, Hollywood, and the universities come to be dominated by people who, in your opinion, aren’t real Americans?
S: It’s the Jews, of course. They dominate everything. They always did.
C: Where did you learn that?
S: On the internet.
C: So how do you fight back?
S: Political power trumps cultural power all day. Just ask the Chinese government. All we have to do is win one election, and we can fix the problem.
C: Even if the majority of Americans don’t see culture as a problem?
S: They’re not real Americans. We’re going to put real Americans in charge. That’s the key.
C: Given your demographic problems, how do you do that?
S: All we need is for the Democrats to screw up once. If we can win an election, we can create an emergency, and go from there.
C: But that would violate the Constitution!
S: The Constitution is not a suicide pact for real Americans. We’ll do what we have to do. No more, no less.
C: Does that include violence?
S: Whatever it takes. If my choices are violence or a concentration camp, guess which I’m going to choose.
C: What makes you think Joe Biden wants to send you to a concentration camp? What Democratic figure has advocated that? What experience have you had in your own life which suggests your rights are in danger?
S: Tucker tells me I’m being replaced, and we’re in the process of a new Reconstruction. He wouldn’t lie to me. Unlike the government.
C: What would you do, once in power, to impose your cultural values on the unwilling majority?
S: Religious requirements for officeholders and voters. Censor the internet and the TV networks, except for the few that support real Americans. Shoot anyone who comes out on the street and complains. That’s how it’s done.
C: You would turn America into a banana republic in order to protect the interests of white Christian men?
S: As far as I’m concerned, it’s already a banana republic. It’s just run in the interests of the wrong people.
C: Thank you for your time. It’s been very enlightening.