I had a dream a few nights ago in which an unscrupulous guy contracted with members of the Progressive Insurance TV team to take out a life insurance policy on a family member whose death was apparently imminent. Unfortunately for them, the guy refused to die. Increasingly desperate, the team kept trying to expedite his mortality in a variety of ways, but without success. Finally, they decided to hire a hit squad. Their plan went awry when they lost time engaging in lengthy arguments about the ethnic composition of the squad.
Even hit squads have to be diverse! Hey, they don’t call it Progressive Insurance for nothing!