On the New American Trinity

We just drove from North Carolina to our home in Florida in order to vote on Tuesday. That has kind of a biblical feel to it. It’s also sixty degrees warmer than it was when we left.

On the way, we saw a number of billboards telling us that only God and Donald J. Trump could save America. Obviously, the message here is that Orange Jesus is the real deal. I have the following questions:

  1. If God is God and Trump is Jesus, who is the Holy Ghost? Mike Pence? I suppose he kind of looks and sounds the part.
  2. What happens to the people who believe this if Trump loses?