WE’RE AT WAR, REAL AMERICANS! No, not with the virus–that will pass. The real war is with politically correct liberals who want to take the government away from real Americans like you and give it to snooty elitists, lazy minorities, and illegal immigrants. They’re the real enemy here.
The liberals are trying to use the virus to bring me down. DON’T LET THEM DO IT! Measures taken to limit social and economic activity are just attempts to steal the election away from me–just like Mueller and impeachment. And without me, where are you? Nowhere, and you know it.
BE A SOLDIER IN THE WAR AGAINST POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!!! Go to a restaurant. Buy a car. Buy stocks. Ignore rules against socializing. Keep the money flowing, and let the good times roll. And if there’s some risk in it, who cares? You’re fighting for me! Wouldn’t you rather risk death than live in a country run by liberals? Isn’t that a fair trade-off?
Think about it.