From Fox News:
The Russian military has succeeded in crushing a massive Ukrainian invasion, according to President Vladimir Putin. The Ukrainians are in full retreat. The Russian army has crossed the border and expects to take Kiev within the hour.
President Trump rejoiced at the news. “There are lots of bad hombres in Ukraine,” he said. “First they tried to intervene in the 2016 election to support Hillary Clinton, and now this. Of course Putin destroyed them. He’s almost as awesome as I am.”
Trump is planning to make his first trip to Kiev to celebrate Ukraine liberation day with Putin once the Russians have taken the city. No members of the deep state will accompany him.