PUTIN
Putin, draw up some plans
And help take back command
Of the rest of this shattered land for me.
Only for me.
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Putin, please hear my cry
And let your bombers fly
Straight to the rebel lands for me.
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Now, I don’t mean to bother you
But I’m in a mess.
The country’s mine; won’t settle for a square inch less.
I love power, and I know you do, too.
I leave it up to you.
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Parody of “Cupid” by Sam Cooke