Inspired, as you would expect, by the Westminster Dog Show:
- Donald Trump: Rottweiler. No explanation is necessary.
- Elizabeth Warren: Border Collie. Incredibly smart and energetic, but somewhat hard to manage.
- Mayor Pete: Miniature American Shepherd. Small, new, very bright, and popular.
- Amy Klobuchar: Black Lab. Middle of the road, but popular dog.
- Joe Biden: Golden Retriever. Friendly and popular, but less intelligent than some of the other breeds.
- Bernie Sanders: Old English Sheepdog. With an emphasis on the “old” part.
Lindsey Graham, of course, would be one of those obnoxious little dogs who sits in Trump’s lap and barks furiously at everyone around him.