Donald Trump: Hummer. The essence of ugly, hostile toxic masculinity.
Elizabeth Warren: Prius. Self-righteously on the left.
Bernie Sanders: VW Beetle. A left-leaning relic from the sixties.
Mayor Pete: Volvo. Highly engineered, slightly exotic, but safe family car.
Amy Klobuchar: Ford Explorer. Middle of the road; safe; domestic; appeals to soccer moms.
Joe Biden: A used Chevy Impala. It’s in the middle of the road and out of date, but it still runs.
Andrew Yang: Tesla. A vision for the future, of course.