Regardless of what Trump says tomorrow, this is what he will actually mean:
My fellow real Americans:
Yes, yes, I know I’m supposed to stand up here and pretend that I care about everyone, but you know that’s not me. I’m all about my base. The other people didn’t vote for me–why should I care what they think? What did they ever do for me, except impeach me? They’re the enemy!
Anyway, I know some of you are going through hard times, what with economic stagnation, opioids, and the like, but I alone have made you great again after the desert of the Obama years. Every time I send out a tweet attacking liberals, it makes you feel like you’re in charge, and your elitist enemies are on the run. The good old days are back! Just remember, you owe me for that, so you had better come out and vote for me in November.
As for what I’m going to do in the next few years, the obvious answer is, more of the same. More angry tweets about liberals; more tax cuts for my friends; more attempts to obliterate anything with Obama’s name on it, starting with health care; more working with dictators to bring peace and stability; more tariffs to bring back good American jobs; more attacks on the left-wing press; more conservative judges; more of the wall; more cuts to programs that help foreigners and lazy minorities rather than good people like you. Remember, I’m unshackled now, so I can be even Trumpier than ever. And that’s what you want, isn’t it?