BANG AND BLAME
If you could see yourself now, Nancy
It’s not my fault.
I used to be so in control.
You’re going to roll right over this one.
Just roll me over, let me go.
You’re laying blame.
Take this as no, no, no.
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(Chorus)
You bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Blame, blame, blame.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
It’s not my thing, so let it go.
(Repeat)
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If you could see yourself now, Nancy
The tables have turned.
My whole world hinges on your swings.
My secret life of indiscreet discretions.
You turn the screws, and Twitter screams.
Don’t point your finger.
Ukraine is not my thing.
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(Repeat chorus twice)
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You look a little worried.
I know it all too well.
I’ve got your number
But so does every kiss and tell
Who dares to cross your threshold
Happens on your way.
Stop laying blame.
Ukraine is not my thing.
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You bitch at me
Jump on me
Shout at me
Hit on me
You laugh at me
Scream at me
Threaten me
You impeach me
You impeach me.
Parody of “Bang and Blame” by R.E.M.