The War on Divisiveness

A completely fictional, yet essentially true, account of an exchange with Elizabeth Warren:

C: The nation is more divided now than it has been in fifty years. There is even talk of a second Civil War. What will you do as president to bring the country together?

W: I have a plan for that. I will fight divisiveness everywhere I see it. I will use the bully pulpit every day to heal the nation’s wounds. I’ll take the fight to Fox News. I’ll never give up.

C: That sounds more like the problem than the solution to me.