THE BOOK OF AMERICA
- And so, the Word of the Lord was observed by the Europeans, and the Lord was pleased, although He would have preferred that they stop needlessly slaughtering each other over minor points of doctrine.
- In the rest of the world, it was a different story. The inhabitants kept their own customs, and disregarded the Lord’s will.
- So, the Lord called upon the Europeans, and told them that they were His chosen people, and that they should impose the Word on the rest of the world, and exercise dominion over it.
- They responded faithfully to the Lord’s call. They took possession of much of the rest of the world, appropriating its resources and either killing or enslaving the indigenous people along the way. And the Lord was content, because the Word now ruled almost everywhere, and his chosen people were flourishing.
- He was particularly pleased with the new citizens of America, which was colonized by godly people determined to make the new country a shining city on a hill.
- This they did, for many years. But then they lost confidence in their status as the chosen people. They started to believe that the ungodly had rights, too. They even thought it was OK to violate the Lord’s commandments on marriage and sodomy, and to banish true religion from the public sphere.
- The righteous among the Americans wailed and called on the Lord for assistance.
- He responded by sending them Donald Trump, who, with His (and Vladimir Putin’s) assistance, miraculously defeated the sorceress Hillary Clinton and fought tirelessly for the righteous against the sodomites, the liberals, and the people of color.
- Trump even built a vast wall with the Lord’s help, and thereby stopped foreigners from swamping the culture of the righteous. America thus became a new ark in a rising sea of sin and irreligion.
- The new ark survived when the Lord destroyed the rest of the world. The righteous and the Lord were thus vindicated, and America was made great again.