DONALD TRUMP’S ARMY
Please stop that talking.
You’ve just talked all night.
The country’s sleepwalking
Into a Middle Eastern fight.
Call Israeli information.
Have we got ourselves an occupation?
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Donald Trump’s army is here to stay.
Donald Trump’s army are on their way.
And I would rather be anywhere else but here today.
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There was a Checkpoint Charlie.
He didn’t crack a smile.
But it’s no laughing party
When you’ve been on the murder mile.
Only takes one itchy trigger.
One more widow, one less sand n—r.
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Tehran is up for grabs.
Cairo is full of Arabs.
We could be in Palestine.
Over in by the Sunni line
With the boys from Mississippi and the Tennessee line.
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But there’s the danger.
It’s a profession, a career.
It could be arranged
With just a word in Mr. Bolton’s ear.
If you’re out of luck, won’t cut you slack
We’ll be sending you back to Iraq.
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Parody of “Oliver’s Army” by Elvis Costello.