A Beatles Classic Reimagined for Assange

As I understand it, “Hey Jude” was written for Julian Lennon, so in a way, I’m bringing it back to its roots.

HEY JULES

Hey Jules

Your life’s gone bad.

Such a sad song–it won’t get better.

Remember, you had a glorious past.

It didn’t last.

Now you’re a prisoner.

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Hey Jules

You’re Putin’s stooge.

You’re a leaker, but just for Russia.

You did it! You managed to make Clinton lose!

But now prison blues

Are yours to ponder.

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And if your life should be a pain

Hey Jules, refrain

Don’t carry the press upon your shoulders.

Cause don’t you know that it’s just you.

Hey Jules, you’ll do.

Your war with our system just got colder.

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Hey Jules

We’ve got you now.

No more hacking and leaking secrets.

The sooner you’re in a supermax jail

Then we’ll all hail

Lenin Moreno.

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Na na na na na na na

Na na na na

Hey Jules! (repeat over and over)

Parody of “Hey Jude” by Lennon/McCartney.