A Christmas Song Repurposed for Trump

I actually wrote this before the allegations in the McCabe book went public.

TAKE THE OIL! TAKE THE OIL! TAKE THE OIL!

Oh, the government there is frightful.

But the rebels sound delightful.

So we just have to get embroiled.

Take the oil! Take the oil! Take the oil!

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Oil prices will soon be dropping.

And the fighting will be stopping.

And Americans will be spoiled.

Take the oil! Take the oil! Take the oil!

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When we finally say good night

To another repressive regime

To its resources we’ll hold tight.

You know that it’s my secret dream.

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Oh, the people down there are dying

The survivors are good-byeing.

Who cares if my hands are soiled?

Take the oil! Take the oil! Take the oil!