Caravan
And the caravan is on the way.
I can hear the Fox News people say
Donald Donald stop them short of the border.
Use the Guard if you must to keep order.
La, la, la, la, la.
And the caravan hates Fox and Friends.
Their diatribes, it seems, will never end.
We’re just terrorists, in their view.
Think we should just wait in an endless queue.
La, la, la, la, la.
Turn off your TV
And let us tell our tale.
Switch off the mindless right.
Then we can get down to what is really wrong.
Crime and corruption and the gangs that kill.
To them, we’re only grist in an evil mill.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
Fox and Friends.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
Fox and Friends.
Parody of “Caravan” by Van Morrison.