As I’ve noted before, Trump isn’t Hitler; for one thing, he’s way too lazy. But how does the Man on Golf Cart stack up against the Great Dictator? Here’s my analysis:
Trump vs. Hitler
Famous Book “The Art of the Deal” “Mein Kamp”
Military Service Bone Spurs Gassed
Loved Dogs No Yes
Enemies Mexicans; Muslims Jews
Russian Foil Putin Stalin
Took Power Legally Legally
National Revival None Needed Lost War
And the winner is . . . Trump. Hitler gets points for loving dogs and being a veteran, but he lost the war, killed millions of people, and committed suicide. Trump hasn’t done any of those things yet.