I wasn’t planning to post this today, but I have to use it before its expiration date.
Flynn the Maniac
Everybody’s building
An empire in the House.
Some think that he’s the answer.
Some think that he’s a louse.
Everybody’s in despair.
No one knows what to do.
But when Flynn the Maniac gets here
Gonna turn into a real zoo.
Come all without, come all within.
You’ll not see nothing like the mighty Flynn.
He’s friends with Putin, like the rest
He thinks that Russia’s sweet.
And when it comes to terrorists
He thinks they must be beat.
Everybody’s just standing ’round the Don
Hoping for a tweet.
But when Flynn the Maniac gets here
Then they’ll be on the street.
Come all without, come all within
You’ll not see nothing like the mighty Flynn.
Parody of “Quinn the Eskimo” by Bob Dylan.
The message here, I guess, is that it’s OK to repeatedly lie to the American people, but never to Trump.