FTT #3
CROOKED MEDIA DOCTOR PHOTOS TO MAKE ME LOOK UNPOPULAR. I’M MORE POPULAR THAN JESUS. SAD!
FTT #4
NO TENS AMONG MARCHING WOMEN. PROBABLY ALL THREES AND FOURS.
FTT #3
CROOKED MEDIA DOCTOR PHOTOS TO MAKE ME LOOK UNPOPULAR. I’M MORE POPULAR THAN JESUS. SAD!
FTT #4
NO TENS AMONG MARCHING WOMEN. PROBABLY ALL THREES AND FOURS.
Today, I’m unveiling a new feature: fake Trump tweets! Take them seriously, but not literally.
FTT #1
AN AMAZING DAY! JACKIE E KILLED IT! WHO NEEDS BEYONCE AND ARETHA–THEY’RE SUCH LOSERS!
FTT #2
TIME TO UNITE THE COUNTRY! GET BEHIND ME, OR I’LL KICK YOUR ASS!
At least environmentalists can be cheered; Trump clearly believes in recycling his garbage. In this case, it was his “Midnight in America” convention speech.
The Inaugural Address was terrible–even worse than I would have predicted. He showed no imagination in falling back on his campaign themes. His portrayal of a rotting American society is at complete variance with the facts. Instead of attempting to uplift and unite, he flipped the bird to the rest of the world. His weird neo-mercantilist ideas were on full display. And so on.
In response, my wife and I have decided to engage in the most meaningful and entertaining form of protest available. We’re going to see “La La Land.”
The 45th President Trump
Thinks following rules is for chumps.
Our man of the hour
Just worships raw power.
If you don’t like it, go take a jump.
It’s The End Of The World As We Know It
That’s great! It starts with an earthquake.
Building walls and guys with balls.
The man is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane; change is coming soon.
Waiting for the axe to fall; it’s just impending doom.
Muzzle wuzzle media, so we can’t hear the news.
Tax and hacks and silence as the crooks are on the loose.
Flames and planes and gold and mold; it’s getting pretty dark.
Can you see the future now? The view is pretty stark.
The battle’s finally over, but the war has just begun.
Don’t you think the next four years are going to be fun?
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
We’re out of time.
Parody of “It’s The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) by R.E.M.
Life in the time of Trump
The dreaded day is here
Catastrophe
For you and me
A nation full of fear
We’ll see the world in different ways
As friends and foes change sides
America the beautiful
Where dreams come home to die
The story here is complicated, so I will break it into parts:
1. Afghanistan: Obama portrayed the Afghan War as the “good war” during the 2008 campaign, partly because he believed it, but mostly out of political opportunism. Once in office, he found himself unable either to make the Afghan government work or to solve the conundrum of Pakistani double-dealing. He tried to force the Afghans to address their problems by withdrawing, but the Taliban only gained strength, and the withdrawal had to be reversed in part. Today, Afghanistan is a quagmire, with no end in sight, just as it would have been if anyone else had been President.
2. Iraq: Obama was unable to persuade the Iraqi government to permit our troops to stay under acceptable terms, so he made lemonade out of lemons and completely withdrew. The Iraqi government, to no one’s surprise, proved to be sectarian, corrupt, and inept; anyone who thinks that the continuing presence of American troops would have changed things is kidding himself. The US initially underestimated the strength of IS, but used the ensuing crisis to its advantage; a new and more friendly government with more willingness to fight was created. By the end of Obama’s term, IS was on the verge of collapse in Iraq, but none of the underlying political problems had been solved, and more troubles with the Sunnis and Kurds loomed ahead.
3. Libya: Obama was pulled into Libya against his wishes by more enthusiastic European governments. The war was won at very little cost, but the country collapsed into warlordism in the absence of an occupying force on the ground. IS intervened, but was crushed. Would you rather live with anarchy or tyranny? Different people would have different answers.
4. Syria: Having possibly missed an opportunity early on to bring down the Assad regime, the Obama Administration took the (unspoken, but realistic) position that an acceptable negotiated solution could only come from a balance of power, and behaved accordingly. The Russians and Iranians upset these calculations by escalating the war beyond the administration’s willingness to fight. Instability in Syria resulted in a refugee crisis that tore Europe apart, and contributed to terrorism at home, as well. In light of the high price of passivity, would a more aggressive approach have worked better? We’ll never know; the only conceptual alternatives were the Libyan approach (limited intervention followed by anarchy) or Iraq (occupation), neither of which was likely to be welcomed by an American public that was sick of wars in the Middle East.
All in all, a mixed bag.
By 2020, the market is down, interest rates and unemployment are way up, and American prestige throughout the world has never been lower. The US is viewed as a rogue and militaristic nation. China, in spite of all of its weaknesses, is now looked to as a source of stability throughout the world. Trump has thus made China great again.
Ross Douthat has a fairly measured column in today’s NYT about Obama’s legacy. I would break it down into three parts:
The American public expects the President to be able to act. Obama’s willingness to use his authority over GOP opposition was a response to that condition; it was not the product of some sort of messianic personality. If he had simply shrugged his shoulders and told the voters that the Constitution prevented him from getting anything done on issues like climate change and immigration, he would have been rewarded for his high-minded rejection of Caesarism with electoral annihilation. No politician in his position would have behaved differently.
People tend to forget this, but health care reform wasn’t just a shiny object on the Democrats’ wish list in 2009; the health care system was creaking, and insurance premiums were soaring, at the time Obama took office.
Obamacare, of course, was based on Romneycare, an approach that had previously enjoyed the support of plenty of Republicans and even the Heritage Foundation. Once Obama’s name was attached to it, however, GOP support for the concept completely vanished.
The legislative process was long and messy, perhaps unnecessarily so. Remembering the Clintons’ grim experience with health care reform, Obama took pains to negotiate with insurance companies and caregivers and gave plenty of authority to Congress to shape the bill instead of presenting legislation and demanding immediate action. Important parts of the bill, such as the public option, fell by the wayside. To make matters worse, the roll-out of the website was mishandled, some of the statements made to support the bill were demonstrably untrue, and the Supreme Court limited the scope of the bill in a terrible decision which made the Medicaid expansion optional. Republican voters hated the program because they viewed it as just another redistribution/entitlement goody bag for the undeserving poor. Consumers complained about rising costs and limited benefits. On the whole, therefore, it was a political liability for the administration and for Democrats in general.
From a policy perspective, Obamacare has been a qualified success; the uninsured rate has fallen significantly, and the medical cost curve was bent. The GOP alternatives to it all benefit the healthy and the wealthy at the expense of the poor and the medically needy. The GOP is no longer in a position to make cynical and opportunistic objections to the status quo; they will have full ownership of whatever new product they create. The outcome of the 2017 legislative process is very much up in the air.
In the worst case scenario, all of the checks and balances in the system are no match for all of Trump’s worst characteristics: his thin skin; short attention span; authoritarian temperament; lack of interest in policy details; and neo-mercantilist ideas. The disasters that follow fall into three groups:
1. No nukes is good nukes: Threats to use nuclear weapons become a routine part of the Trump diplomatic arsenal. When opponents refuse to back down, he is forced to follow through in order to maintain any kind of credibility. As a result, the notion of a nuclear attack on our country is no longer unthinkable. Likely victims: North Korea and Iran.
2. The Great Recession, Part Deux: Trump opts for the “Trade Warrior” economic scenario, with predictably appalling results. The Fed jacks up interest rates; the dollar rises; exports and the housing market collapse; supply chains are disrupted; and the country falls into a recession. To make matters worse, the GOP, as a result of its opposition to the Obama stimulus, is intellectually obligated to resort to Hoover-era remedies to the recession, which makes matters even worse. Stagflation reigns.
3. Ve have vays of making you talk: Unable to deal with failure, Trump doubles down by wrapping himself in the flag and ignoring the Constitution. Using his Twitter account, he encourages his reactionary friends to harass and beat up his adversaries. There is discussion about declaring martial law. New forms of surveillance and interrogation are put into wide use, and the administration misuses its regulatory powers to stifle opposition. The GOP leaders in Congress, of course, do nothing to stop this, because, after all, he gave them their big regressive tax cut, and the fate of the country is small potatoes compared to that.
The PM called Queen of the May
Gave her big speech on Brexit today.
Would it be soft or hard?
Now she’s shown us her cards.
It’s the hard one she’s chosen to play.
The HHS man named Tom Price.
To Obamacare’s friends, he’s not nice.
He says ACA must go.
What comes next, no one knows.
Where this ends is a roll of the dice.
The 45th President Trump.
He played the red voters for chumps.
They voted for change
Not a full rearrange
They’ll own it when stocks start to slump.
Obama’s efforts to combat climate change essentially came in the following three waves:
How much of the Obama legacy will endure? Probably less than we would like, but more than we think. The major polluters have made investment decisions that cannot easily be overturned, and they will probably view the current situation as a regulatory blip, given the state of the data and opinion in the rest of the world.